CALIFORNIA SCHEMING

One woman’s poetic narrative about a lifelong fascination with America, a not so secret dream to hit the big time and what happened when she finally got to Hollywood. Not quite the young starlet anymore, but a (ahem..late thirty something) Mum with 2 kids! Hear tales of puking in Beverly hills, meeting and running away from sex obsessed performance artists and finding the American dream to be a cheap plastic gold painted oscar. This ultimately uplifting tale sees cultures clash, priorities lost and found and near nervous breakdowns in a rental car. It is as funny as it is thought provoking.